when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me