semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage


alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked)

Anonymous: I want to fuck you so hard you turn inside out

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq)