May 2013
urinatings: im never talking to a boy again 
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rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
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dilclo: when she texts first <3
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vinoxe: vinoxe: werescott: vinoxe: popcorn i need popcorn For you omg thanks WAIT Something sure isnt right here
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r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
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me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
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tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
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wartortles: wartortles: its so sad that blind people cant see the internet *single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 
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indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 
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gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
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When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
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jimmyyesvak: vintagernisery: rhydonmyhardon: reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN
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fartgallery: Read More
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rnemes: gudnam: gudnam:  i hate mac and cheese i just lost a follower u deserved it
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HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
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europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
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lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
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